"Is he a big bad terrorist, or a BeeGee?"

Samir Khan needs to spend some quality time at Lynda.Com.

In the course of reverse engineering that InDesign file Samir used to create the first edition of Inspire magazine (AKA the third edition of Jihad Recollections), Maya found herself compelled to comment in a more visual manner.

Typographical nightmare:

Some advice:

We'll invoice US Treasury for consulting services,
and they can pay us out of Awlaki's seized assets

And speaking of Awlaki:

Signs of fatigue:

Samir will most likely be found working on the computer
between 16:00 and 06:00 (i.e. overnight) Yemen time (GMT +3).
You don't actually do your best work at night, Akhi. Get some sleep.

More slop:

The pages are littered with widows and orphans:

This document is NOT print-ready:

English is his first language - really:

"He's making a list, he's checking it twice..."

"...he's gonna decide whose booty is nice,
Awlaki is coming... to town."

Try 'em some time...

Bling?

OBL meets the BeeGees:

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OK, we get it. It's a GLOBAL JIHAD. (oy...)

Don't quit your day job, Samir.

Posted on 18 July 2010 @ 17:12