[GASP!!]
The jihadi counter-intelligence department at the tajdeed forum has been hard at work trying to uncover the spies in their midst, and their efforts have born fruit.
Dry, withered, tasteless fruit.
Fruit lacking nourishment or any other redeeming value, but fruit all the same.
Not wanting to see the poor dears waste any more time on this fools' errand, we reveal here for the very first time, the true identity of our undercover operative who has been hard at work for the last four years - Coyote Poplar aka Bubba Rabinowitz aka Bubba aka al-Hajan. This is what he looks like
In truth, Coyote Poplar is a misnomer. He's really a willow (Salix exigua), native to the western United States, reaching a height of 10 feet and found growing on sandbars and immediately beside rivers and streams. A pioneering sort, in the absence of regular flooding he gives way to Cottonwood over time.
The problem for us wasn't teaching him to type, it was keeping him focussed on the admittedly innane chit chat of the jihadis when he would much rather be writing poetry celebrating the wind as it passed over his leaves and the sun as it's shadows danced on the waters and the gravel of home...
[source of photo of Coyote Willow: Utah State University]
Posted on 03 May 2006 @ 11:00